1. Ollivander: Oh you need a wand? Try this one.
    2. *shit explodes*
    3. Ollivander: Shit
    4. Ollivander: I don't fuckin know
    5. Ollivander: Here try this it kinda killed your parents
    6. Ollivander: Perf
     
  1. bakerstreetbat:

    alexandriasaidtoaskbenbruce:

    otpswillruinyourlife:

     

    wana-macabre:

    evil-teddy-assman:

    sourgoat:

    incicurable:

    ayershole:

    This sums it all up.

    YOU MONSTERS

    hint: reason they became illegal is because it’s a CHILDRENS thing and CHILDREN would eat and choke on the small pieces back when they didn’t have a warning about it.

    but the toy’s is in a plastic container inside the egg it’s not like there’s little toy parts floating around in it if you somehow manage to swallow that huge ball container then it’s probably just natural selection

    In Germany we didn’t need a warning, we were smart enough not to eat a fucking huge yellow container.

    this ^^^

    laughing so hard because natural selection

    (via thesleeperssky)

     
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  3. iwantmoresheeran:

    Bad boy Sheeran

    (Source: gingrcrotch, via lowerings)

     
  4. (Source: G-UYS, via quirkylaugh)

     

  5. teppelin:

    i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

    (via lowerings)

     
  6. stealinq-wifi:

    A CUTE DOG IN AN AUTUMN POST. I’M ALMOST CRYING

    (Source: i-will-guide-for-you, via lowerings)

     
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